My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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