Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
false alarm, still single
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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