normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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