I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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