my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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