yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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