well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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