And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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