I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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