ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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