Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
