Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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