Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
