I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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