If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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