i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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