So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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