Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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