I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
