she was so not down for the gang bang
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Randomize
