I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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