Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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