Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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