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new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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