how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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