i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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