I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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