dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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