IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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