She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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