Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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