There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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