we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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