he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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