Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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