FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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