What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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