Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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