Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
handjob tips. give me some.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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