if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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