But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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