normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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