Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Randomize
