I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I touched a dick in church today
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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