Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
