i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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