Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
