508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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