oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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