I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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