I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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