Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Quick, to the slutcave!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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