So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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