After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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