Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
