this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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